Observations on Reflux

Babies with acid reflux are like ticking time bombs in the movie...you know they are going to explode if you don't do everything in the right order or take too long.

step 1 (the easy part)...unscrew the four cover bolts from top left counter clockwise = feed sitting upright

step 2 (time critical)...cut the blue wire....no wait, I meant cut the red wire...clock now ticking at 3x normal speed and you gotta choose red or blue??? = burp and then finish the bottle

step 3 (could go boom?!?)...cut the red wire = lay flat and quickly (very quickly) swaddle as baby being horizontal leads to reflux....pray

step 4 (we survived)...repeat time bomb drill in three hours